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Cold Open[]

A recording of Four (from BFB 17) plays on TV.

Four

-what if I add back the original BFDI as a prize?
The recording is muted.

Yellow Face

*Gasp* Maybe we should switch back...

Fanny

I won't!

Yellow Face

Wuh? Why not?

Fanny

Four has reinstated the prize after we thought it was gone for good! He has betrayed our trust! How can we know he won't just change the prize again, and again, and again?!

ABlack Hole, Cake, Clock, Cloudy, Donut, Pie, Puffball

Yeah!

Fries

You have the spirit of a leader, Fanny, and I admire that. But do you really think Two is doing any better? Think of all the time we've spent waiting to compete. The promise of limitless power dangling over our heads. We're dying to get started.
Two blips into existence next to them.

Two

Well, why didn't you say so?

ABlack Hole, Cake, Clock, Cloudy, Donut, Fanny, Fries, Pie, Puffball, TV

*Scream in horror*

Two

Hush now, I'm talking. *Clears throat* Anyways.
Two floats over to and around the high rise building below the bathrooms, eventually ending up on the top.

Two

It's time for Cake at Stake!
The contestants stare up at Two in silence.

Fries

(Far away) What?

Two

*Yelling* I SAID, IT'S TIME FOR CAKE AT STAKE!

Two

Nickel

(Still far away) Huh?

Two

*Huff* Never mind.
Two uses their powers to levitate everyone on top of the building.
The original Cake at Stake theme from BFDI 2 plays and the screen fades to black.

Cake at Stake[]

Nickel

Wait, why are we doing Cake at Stake?

Two

Don't worry. I'll remind you: last time, 59,151 voters voted on these 26 newbies, so that one of them could join you 40 other people here to compete for The Power of Two!

Nickel

Oh! Now I remember!

Two

Good for you. (Pause) So let's get started. If you got the most votes, you get to join my show, and, you’ll also get this- g’uh, purple tomato! Everyone got at least 200 votes.

Clock

That's good to know.

Two

Just kidding! Rubber Spatula only got 177! No debut for you!

Rubber Spatula

I can't believe it! Nobody likes me!

Pen

Don't look at it that way. Over 100 people liked you more than anyone!

Rubber Spatula

You're right.

Pen

(Grabs TV and brings them over) Here! Now you can tell them how thankful you are!

Rubber Spatula

Oh, okay! (Inhale) Thank you so much Gaming Aiden, webber gaming, Maurice yiu-

Two

Hurry up!

Rubber Spatula

(Sped-up) Kab Soki, Bro-kun, _BakerBakie_, TheAlphaForce, Bloons td 6 is best-

Two

I said hurry up!

Rubber Spatula

(Even more sped-up) Jose Luis Calderon Mega Gamer Hope the Galaxy Wolf Dallas a guy who makes videos Essam Burhan Observantville 77 Delvoin Yoshulf Stephen Schaeffer Jenky Espole no Hahn Loopers Maddtooner 931 Bennz Zzz Kamek uwu PurplePeepSquared Official Sir Zernoblox Umansky Gaming with Jake Tj Washington Iron 59 tan sintee Kid perfect Behind the scenes cheese trap Amy Jeffers atlantid fox Woodygaming BFB BlBean Mufudzi LovesRoblox RBLX Scorch Delilah TheGreat Franklin Hatch 808 Diamond Exzavier Wright Norman Zahn Zacyade And Friends Andrew Dixon Rishabh Baluni EverAurora cakes jay Randy Alarcon Kai 's world Matthew Last Name Bates Hawthorne Chef BraydenT Right Hand Toni Don RobloxianDa1 itsleokid - roblox, minecraft etc. Mr. Creeper Aji Dorani Oliver_AEX Mary Rose Bolo Fatima Zoguaghi Jamie Koch Mercedes Gabriela Moreno Rodriguez Dr. John Charsle Felipe Novaes LazyGamer 16 Vhengelynn Carl Nicholas Velasco SpongeBobFTW DoraStinks Debbie Wolfe Torpedo Dorito The Phantom Raid bobo Alecc bev deep Amy Pahl alen razic GAMER BOY ZAMER ELI Lane Pensinger Gabby Martinez Jesus Salazar Benjiman N Glowing Scramble Eli Hansen Mr Bland Kiko Animations nood the oof Daniel Luna Sonic The Hedgehog Official legoike 123 Robby Taylor gb Techno AKA Josh Teddy Walker Damario Rio Davionz Bambam NightFuryCat zogji Sofa King We Todd It The C. Channel Lauren G Super Plushy Movies David Austin Elias Miller ImNoahtheawesome PurpleChase Brayden Tran ClashOftheClutters Official 3346 Michelle Gaudet Shane Smith Photosynthesis Arrow KyleBusch_18 Rowdy Fan Lincoln Hatham Mallard Ducks salamaraa Bede Gleeson Austin Hletko Samuel Shock rickey the pickle rissa blissa Papyrus Skeleton Multi Thompson Faze Table WMG Gamer *Lancey* Axcg Asdv cliqq is cool Bulletbills darkanddirtymind HeyItzRane Lizza Gaming2 Pedro Flores Dominic DiMartino Garbage Disposal SAVAGE Willk Ninja Tintin Michael Valencia Fernando Leon Seb's Marble Races Sophie H NEStalgalia Jenay Bonilla Israel Rodriguez Noah's World Gamming unboxing and field trips DUDE SIMONS nidhal M.S Philip Army tbr DDraken Addi's Gaming Jesus TOTO official EpicIron_Gaming Hayley C Matoko Preston Meyer Captain Starrex nice yeah urmom kimberly winsby Nathanielugh Gaming 9292fifa 2018 Ahmir Reed Evil Nerry Marin Keith Givens Marcy Rivera Pepper Pult Jonah Wall Kristian Russell tyamato 588 dianne bryant kamari Myles Ryun Jones Linguiça derretida Ryan Trent SuperDragon 2005 Raquel Reid-Stultz Mathew Mathew—— (Back to normal speed) U u, and Ruzi Dane. (Sigh of relief) Okay!

Two

You finished?

Rubber Spatula

Yep!

Two

Okay! Bye bye, then!
Two claps their hands and Rubber Spatula falls through a tile on the roof, which closes.

9-Ball, Avocado, Battery, Blender, Leek, Onigiri
*Gasps*

Two

Now let's see who else won't be joining the game! Shampoo, you only got 240 votes, so you're out too.

Shampoo

240? I wanna thank my voters, too. (Inhale) KidsReviewToys, Azeplayz, ZOoPek Ah-

Two

Nope! Stop that!
Two claps and Shampoo falls through the floor. The "K" on "KidsReviewToys" bounces off.

Two

Sinky, Scissy, and Drummy, none of you made the cut.
Two claps thrice. Kitchen Sink and Snare Drum fall through, while Scissors gets stuck.

Scissors

Hey!! I make cuts all the time!

Two

Grr!
Two claps twice more and Scissors falls through.

Two

Shelly, Micy, and Clappy?

Clapboard

Looks like it's curtains for us.

Two

Looks like it's curtains for-…
Clapboard claps, startling Two.

Two

GUH!

Two

Right right, sorry about that!
Two claps and the eliminated debutees fall through the floor.

Camera

See you in post-production!~

Two

Now, everyone left got at least a thousand votes!

Clock

You're not joking this time, right?

Two

Don't you trust me, Clock?

Clock

Uh, of course not.

Two

Well prepare to get over it, because Leek got 1,014 votes.

Leek

Aw, no nickname for me?

Two

You're not leaking, are you?
Two claps and Leek falls through the floor.

Two

9-Ball, you only got 1,033 votes.

9-Ball

That number sounds hard to spell. Not that I would care about that.
Two claps and 9-Ball falls through the floor.

Two

Cammy, Blendy, and Onigiri...y, you didn't get in, either.

Camera

This is embarrassing! Hide me!
Blender takes Camera's lens cap out of Onigiri's mouth and puts it on Camera. Two claps and they fall through the floor.

Two

Now there's just thirteen of you left! We're halfway through.

Discy

Finally!

Two

Woah-ho-ho! Eager now, are we?

Discy

Um, yeah!

Two

Well, I'm gonna make you wait for it.
Two looks at Discy silently.

Two

Discy's out! No more waiting!

Discy

Wait!
Two claps and Discy falls through the floor.

Two

VHSy, Taxy, Salty Lampy, and PyDyAy, you guys didn't get (Clap) in-y (Claps 3 times) eit-her-y!

Income Tax Return Document

You'll pay for this, Two!

PDA

Yeah! And we won't help you figure out how much!

Two

You think I need help? I know how to use a pencil!
Ice Cube looks at Two angrily, with a growing frown.

Cloudy

What's wrong, Ice Cube?

Ice Cube

Shopping Cart

Yeah! Final 8!

Avocado, Price Tag, Tape
Yay!

Battery

^w^

Winner

w00t!

Two

Anchor is next to leave with only 2,265 votes.

Anchor

Up-bup-bup! No need to clap. I got this!
Anchor jumps. Their weight causes them to fall through the floor. (And the number gets destroyed.)

Two

Thanks. Tapy!

Foldy

*Gasp*

Basketball

No, no, Foldy, not Stapy, Tapy.

Foldy

Oh... :(

Two

Time to fall through the floor.
Tape sticks to the floor. Two claps and Tape dangles from the ledge.

Tape

Ha-ha! Looks like you're stuck with me!

Two

Uh-huh? Alright.
Two peels the tape from the floor.

Tape

No-no! Stop! Ahh!
Tape finally falls.

Two

Shoppy Cart?

Shopping Cart

Aw! Looks like I didn't get in!

Two

Oh, hey, I never said that!

Shopping Cart

So I win?

Two

Um-

Shopping Cart

Figures.
Two claps once and Shopping Cart falls through the floor.

Two

Battery and Avocado! You-

Avocado

We're out. Yeah, maybe you should learn a thing or two about suspense.
Battery and Avocado jump into the hole in the floor, Two gasps upsettingly.

Two

Ah! Suspense, eh? Alright. There are three of you left! Only one of you will be joining the game.

Nickel

Huh? Three of them, but I only see two.

Two

I'm flattered you find me so attention-grabbing, Nickel, but the final three is over there.

Nickel

But-

Two

Hang on! Winner and Taggy, can you make some room for Nonexisty?
Price Tag and Winner move to the side.

Two

There. Now he's bigger.
Two smiles awkwardly at the screen and Winner and Price Tag "look" at Nonexisty.

Price Tag

-What?

Two

The next one out is... Taggy! (claps once)

Price Tag

This is so cheap!
Price Tag falls through the floor.

Two

They only got 4,907 votes. Nonexisty and Winner, you are the final two, so who's it gonna be? Let's see the results!
TV reveals that Winner debuts with a vote of 15,762 - 5,697.

Two

With 15,762 votes, Winner joins the game! (Fanfare plays and the text "Winner joins the GAME!" appears) Here's your purple tomato.

Winner

Thanks!
Winner reveals their arm and absorbs the mangosteen.

Winner

Mmm! Tasty.

Two

Now you get to join the 40 other people and- wait. 40 plus 1 is- is 41!

Winner

What's wrong with 41?

Two

41 is a- a PRIME NUMBER! (dramatic fanfare)

Winner

Are those like, illegal where you're from?

Two

Wha? Even I'm a prime!

Tennis Ball

You mean, "I'm a[sic] even prime!"
Two and Winner are confused, probably because TB said 'a' rather than 'an'.

Marker

But what's wrong with prime numbers?

Fanny

They're impossible to divide up evenly!

Two

Yeah, exactly! There can't be a prime number of you, because that means the teams won't have equal amounts of people!

Golf Ball

Well, the nearest composite numbers are 40 and 42. None of us want to quit, so we'll have to add somebody! Why not go with the second-most voted person from the pool of joiners?

Two

That's a great idea! Thanks, Golf Ball! Okay, so, the forty-second person should be... Nonexisty! Let's see. 41 plus 0 equals- 41? Well, that wouldn't work, so we can't do that. Guess we'll have to go with the third-placer instead!
Two grabs Price Tag and brings them up.

Two

Taggy, welcome to The Power of Two!

Price Tag

Aw yeah! I take back all the things I said about Winner while I was down there.

Two

Uh, just to be sure, you do equal 1, right?

Price Tag

I can if you want me to! (Holds breath and changes face to $1)

Two

Great! Then that means we have 42 contestants now!

Price Tag

(Exhale)

Two

Now let's head downstairs for team picking!
Everyone but Black Hole (who is going downwards) enters the elevator.

Team picking[]

Nickel

So, how many teams do you think we'll have?

Two

Let's go wiiith... six teams of seven!
The elevator reaches the ground level. Everyone exits the building.

Two

Okay, have fun making your teams!

Donut

Well, I know I'm sticking with Barf Bag.

Naily

And I know I'm sticking with Bomby.

Donut

Cool! So, you wanna stay on the same team?

Naily

No!

Donut

Oh... okay.

Coiny

*Gasp* Donut's got so many free spots left on his team! Do you know what this means?

Pin

Uh...

Coiny

It means we're getting the bunch back together! Come on!

Cake

Hey Clock, whatcha lookin' at? Clock? Uh, hello?

Clock

It's- it's Winner! You guys remember Winner, right?

Cake

Um...

Eggy

Winner? Who the egg is that?

Clock

Come on, don't tell me you don't know about them! Way back at the start of Loser's career, Winner and Loser were a duo! They performed together, toured together, ate chicken nuggets together. At some point, Loser went solo and hit the mainstream, but Winner? Well, they just faded into obscurity. But only a true Loser fan would know that.

Eggy

Eh, I'm more into Loser's recent work anyway.

Clock

Wha-? You're not seriously passing up this opportunity, right? Well, suit yourself, but I'm not gonna miss out.

Cake

Wait! You two are my friends! You can't split up!

Eggy

Cake, we never even do things together. It's okay.

Cake

*Whimpers*

Naily

Wow Cake, that was rough. Wanna join my team?

Cake

*Sniff* Yes.

Tennis Ball

Can I stick with you, Golf Ball?

Golf Ball

Despite your grammatical error from earlier, you are a true friend and I appreciate your loyalty. Let's team up.

Tennis Ball

Yay!

Basketball

Ooh! Can I stick with you, too, GB?

Golf Ball

Fine.

Puffball

Hey!

Basketball

Huh?

Puffball

Don't think I forgot about last time. You guys teamed up because you're "all balls". Well, I'M a ball too! And you didn't even think of ME!

Basketball

Oh gosh Puffball, I'm sorry. We didn't really mean to.

Puffball

I don't-

Basketball

-um.

Puffball

-care! I'm joining this team-

Basketball

Kay.

Puffball

-whether you like it or not.

Fries

If Puffball's on this team, then I'm joining too.

Eraser

If this is where the free food's gonna be now, I've gotta be on this team.
Pen notices that Eraser's team is almost full.

Tree

Alright Death P.A.C.T., there's seven of us already, so we can basically just stay on the same team.

Remote

Great!

Pie

Sounds like a plan.

Bottle

Okay!

Black Hole

Cool.

Pen

Uhhhmmmmm...

Pie

Come on Pen, don't you wanna keep preventing death with us?

Pen

Well, it's just- I-

Pie

Or are you a murderer?

Pen

-I'm not a murderer! I just wanna-

Pie

When you joined this team, you pledged to prevent death with us.

Pen

That's weird. I don't remember a pledge.

Tree

Oh! That's, right. Weren't you the, last person to get picked for a team, and we just, took you in?

Black Hole

Yeah, I remember that.

Pen

Hey, you know-

Pie

Has Pen even prevented death at all??

Remote

Not that I remember.

Pen

Buh! B-b-b-fine! Uh well I was leaving anyway! Later, haters!

Fanny

Did someone say "haters"?

Tree

Wait, where's Pillow?
Pen runs over to Eraser's team.

Pen

Eraser, guess what? We get to be on the same team again! Now, where's Blocky?

Eraser

He left us.

Pen

What do you mean?

Fries

He means that Blocky stayed behind with Four to battle for a BFB, but it doesn't matter anyway because our team already has seven members.

Golf Ball

What? The team is complete? I can't believe we ended up with so many useless people!

Basketball

Don't worry Golf Ball, I know how to solve your 'useless people' problem.
Basketball leaves.

Basketball

Hey, you two wanna be in a team?

Robot Flower

Yes!

Grassy

Yeah!

Golf Ball

Yes! A free spot! TV, want to join?

TV

Firey

OK.

Yellow Face

And for a limited time, if you-
Rocky taps Yellow Face's back.

Yellow Face

Huh?

Cloudy

Rocky, are you asking to team up?

Rocky

Mm-hmm!

Saw

Aw, I miss Lollipop and Taco.

Gaty

Don't worry, Saw. I'm still here for you.

Book

Can I stay with you guys too?

Gaty

Oh, uh, hey Book, listen. I know you're trying to "be better", but maybe you should try to find some new friends to be better at.

Book

Okay...

Gaty

Alright Book, see ya around!

Book

Yeah..! Ice Cube, do you want to-

Ice Cube

Hmm! (walks away)

Book

Okay then... New friends, huh? Hmm...
Pillow approaches from behind and begins reading Book.

Book

Uaaagh! Uh, what's happening?!

Clock

Hey, Icy! We're still in a truce, right? Wanna team up?

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Winner

Nice to meet you!

Gaty

Hey Barf Bag, you wanna team up cause we're all zigzags?

Barf Bag

Sure, LOL.

Lightning

But- I'm a zigzag, too.

Snowball

Don't worry, Lightning! You have me!

Lightning

I don't really... want you...
Lightning flies away, while Snowball watches.

Price Tag

You guys seem cool.

Naily

You seem pretty epic yourself, but, just to be sure, can you do this? (Makes >:3 cat face)

Price Tag

(Face changes to >:3)

Naily

You're in!

Price Tag

Yes!

Snowball

I'm joining too! You seem pretty tough, even though you're armless, but I can settle for that.

Naily

What do arms have to do with anything? (Kicks Snowball away)

Price Tag

Good riddance.

Snowball

I can't believe it! I've been owned!

Bell

Um, hey Foldy, wanna make a team together?

Foldy

Oh, of course!

Marker

I'll join Foldy!

Bell

Eugh.
Bell flings Marker away.

Marker

Hey Lightning, wanna be friends?

Lightning

Robot Flower

Basketball, I'm impressed that you stood up to Golf Ball like that!

Basketball

Oh, thanks! She was just being a total-

Robot Flower

This'll be your first time on a team with no other balls!

Basketball

Hmm. Well, Eggy looks kinda like a ball.
Eggy becomes angry.

Eggy

What did you just call me?

Basketball

Uh, I just meant that I'd love to have you on my team!

Eggy

Alright.

Basketball

And, you know what? I think I want those two as well.
Pan to Foldy and Bell.

Eggy

Good choice.

Basketball

Cool. One spot left. Gotta make it count.

Cloudy

Winner! Are you also a cloud? I've never collected more of myself before!

Winner

I'm not a cloud, I'm Winner!

Cloudy

So you don't want to connect teams?

Winner

Oh, connect. I thought you said 'collect'. Yeah, of course we could connect teams! I was just worried because I thought you were gonna collect me! (laughs)

Cloudy

(Awkward laugh)

Yellow Face

This team is gonna be so much fun!
The word "fun" echoes. Bottle notices.

Bottle

Pie, are we here to have fun?

Pie

We're here to prevent death.

Bottle

Eh, more like prevent joy! I'm gonna go where the fun is. That's the team for me!

Tree

Bottle, you can't be serious about this.

Bottle

Uh, yeah. That's why I'm switching!
Tree facepalms. Cut to Pillow and Book, with Pillow finishing reading Book.

Book

Oh, Pillow, was that you? You know, I would appreciate if you didn't suddenly read me like that.

Pillow

Don't worry, I wasn't reading you.

Book

Then what-

Pillow

I was just looking at the pictures.

Book

Well anyway, I think we should find a team to join. I don't wanna be picked last.

Pillow

How's this one? (makes cat face as it pans to Naily's team)

Book

Oh. Oh, this is great! Bomby and I go way back. Remember all those days we spent cranking the HPHPRCC?

Bomby

Uh, kinda?

Book

Nickel, you were there too, right? Remember cranking?

Nickel

Uh, yeah, it sucked.

Tree

Hey, does anyone want to prevent death with us?

Lightning

Do I have to be good at preventing death?

Tree

No; we accept students.

Lightning

Why didn't you say so before?

Eggy

Still thinking about who our final teammate will be?

Basketball

Uh, yeah. Why?

Eggy

I have some bad news for you.

Basketball

Hm? What is it?

Eggy

There's only one person left.

Basketball

Well, I'm sure whoever it is they're gonna be just f-huueuggh...

Snowball

So this is my team, huh?

Golf Ball

Ha ha! You're stuck with Snowball!

Basketball

Grr!

Snowball

I'm not gonna lose my dignity that easily! To uphold my honor, our team must be "The Strongest Team On Earth".
Team Name: "The Strongest Team on Earth".

Lightning

Oh, are we picking team names now? What should we use?

Black Hole

Isn't it obvious? Let's just be Death P.A.C.T. again.
Team Name: "Death P.A.C.T. Again"

Pen

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna be Death P.A.C.T. Again, too! That team name is awesome!

Golf Ball

Pen, they're already Death P.A.C.T. Again. Our team name will have to be-
Golf Ball realizes what she's doing and panics under pressure.

Tennis Ball

...Are you okay?
Team Name: "Are You Okay"
Golf Ball falls to the ground.

Coiny

I mean, duh. We gotta be W.O.A.H. Bunch, right?

Gaty

What? No, that's so stupid, Coiny! We're not W.O.A.H. Bunch, we're 'The Zigzags'!
The team argues over what they should name themselves.

Gaty

(simultaneously) -ya know? Cauze' I have a zigzag, and and B-, and BARF BAG has a zigzag, and you know, if we're being honest.

Coiny

(simultaneously) Hey, 'know W.O.A.H Bunch is a good name! That's the name we've had for the longest time and that's a historical name... you do NOT disrespect history. Woah woah, you're making some susPISCOUS arg-

Pin

(simultaneously) Part of me agrees with Coiny, I-I also liked being called the W.O.A.H Bunch, but no one acknowledges my pointy point! I think our team name should be-

Needle

(simultaneously) It's really dumb of you to say that like we're all going to agree with you. Why do you think that's a good idea...

Saw

Hey, hey now, come on, stop fighting. We're teamEIGHTs!
Team Name: "Team8s"

Clock

Let's be called 'The Winners'!

Winner

Uh, I'd rather not have my name in the team name, actually.

Clock

Oh! O-okay...
Team Name: "The S!"

Price Tag

These team names are so stupid! Is it always like this?

Cake

Pretty much.

Book

Don't worry, Taggy! As long as everyone stays careful, we aren't gonna have a name like that!

Pillow

(mimics Book)

Cake

Yeah!

Nickel

Yeah! We won't!

Naily

Yeah, we're just not.
Team Name: "Just Not"
Naily looks at their team name in shock

Eggy

Hey, Two, we finished naming our teams.

Two

Oh, that's a relief. I was afraid I'd have to make up team names for you.

Eggy

I'm not gonna lie, that probably would have been better than-
Eraser pushes Eggy aside.

Eraser

So, what's the first contest?

Two

Well, I was about to announce it, but I got distracted when I noticed how ugly it is around here. Where's all the plant life, eh?

Eggy

It all got burnt up by overflowing lava.

Eraser

Yeah, I remember that.

Two

Well, I can fix that for you. Now, what color were the trees and the grass?

Remote

Green and yellow.

Two

Got it.
Two turns the trees green, and the grass yellow.

Remote

Oh wait, I meant-

Naily

Shh! It looks nicer like this.

Two

Now that that's taken care of, we can finally start the battle for The Power of TwoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The intro plays.

Challenge[]

Eraser

So, what's the first contest?

Two

Glad you asked! The first contest is to get to the top of that building. Everyone on your team has to get to the top in order for you to be safe. The last team to get there will be up for elimination.
Two leaps to the top of the building.

Two

Oh, I almost forgot! Once you get to the top... you're not allowed to go back down

Gaty

WHAT?!

Fries

Seriously, we can't hear you when you're up there!

Bottle

I think they said go!
Everyone begins to run towards the building. Bottle is knocked over.

Lightning

Don't worry guys, I won't forget to fly this time!
Lightning flies to the top of the building.

Lightning

Yes! I made it!

Tree

What about us?

Lightning

Huh?

Tree

*groans*

Remote

Here. (passes Tree a megaphone)

Tree

WHAT ABOUT US? HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET UP?

Lightning

Oh! I'll carry you guys.
Lightning fails to fly back down, being blocked by the invisible barrier several times.

Two

Lightning, going back down is against the rules.

Remote

He's not coming back down!

Pie

Why?

Remote

Shrug.

Tree

Forget it. Let's just think of another way up.

Golf Ball

Are You Okay?!

Are You Okay

(excluding Fries) Yeah?

Fries

I've been worse.

Golf Ball

Get onto Puffball, ASAP!
The team tries to climb aboard Puffball, but then fall off.

Golf Ball

Huh. I guess there really wasn't enough room up there.

TV

Coiny

Let's

Golf Ball

use

the trebuchet Tennis Ball

built

Clock

Uh, hey Cloudy, can't you go faster?

Cloudy

No, I can't! If I go faster, Rocky will fall through me! See?
Cloudy speeds up and Rocky falls into him. Rocky then vomits inside of Cloudy and then falls out.

Clock

I see.

Ice Cube

What?

Bell

Two at a time, okay guys?

The Strongest Team on Earth, excluding Snowball
Okay! (Robot Flower: Affirmative.)
Grassy and Robot Flower jump on top of Bell, who brings them to the top.

Robot Flower

Cool! Now go get the rest of us.
Bell is blocked by the invisible barrier without going back down.

Two

No going back down I said.

Bell

-Seriously?

Grassy

Grassy is upset!

Eggy

They're not coming back down?

Snowball

They betrayed us!

Basketball

Ha! Robot Flower wouldn't betray us, I mean, other than the time that she-

Eggy

Shh! Look over there.
Winner throws Yellow Face to the top. Yellow Face winks back once he lands. A star come from his closed eye.

Clock

Yeah! Hi-five!
Winner hi-fives Clock's face.

Eggy

Did you see that? That's how we can get up!

Snowball

I'll throw because I have arms!

Basketball

Uh-huh, but more importantly, who are we gonna throw first?

Eggy

How about Foldy?

Foldy

I am one of the lightest contestants, but, it's a bit windy today- (grabbed by Snowball) Ahh, woah!
Snowball throws Foldy, who is blown away from the building by the wind.

Eggy

Well, that won't work.
Just Not enters the building.

Basketball

G-heh, OMP, are you seriously taking the stairs? You're gonna lose if you take the stairs, you know that right?

Naily

We're taking the elevator, stupid!

Basketball

UGH!! I FORGOT ABOUT THE ELEVATOR!
Naily and Price Tag snicker at Basketball.

Naily

Nee-heh-heh!

Price Tag

HEH!

Basketball

GYAAAH!!! AFTER THEM!!!

Basketball

Aw shoot, wait, uh, Eggy, keep an eye on Foldy, will ya?

Eggy

Got it!
Basketball and Snowball run inside. Bomby and Cake can be seen inside the slowly closing elevator.

Bomby

Hurry!
Naily and Pillow enter the elevator.

Nickel

Wait for me!
Nickel, Book, and Price Tag enter the elevator. The doors close, then Snowball and Basketball hit the elevator doors.

Snowball

NOOOOOOOOOO-
Cut to Just Not inside the elevator. Snowball rips open the doors, causing the elevator to stop.

Naily

Uh oh.

Basketball

Why'd you do that? We could've just waited for it to come back!

Snowball

That would've been too slow!

Basketball

Well, now it's gonna be even slower cause you made the elevator get stuck! Get out of the way; let me see if I can fix it.
Cut to Marker peeking in through the door.

Marker

The elevator, is not an option.

Fanny

I hate broken elevators!

Marker

Can't we use Fanny to propel ourselves up?

Pie

No, she's not powerful enough.

Tree

Ah, just right...

Remote

Never fear! I have an idea! (Grabs Marker and begins drawing on the wall) Black Hole waits outside while we take the stairs.

Tree

Wouldn't that be too slow?

Fanny

I hate stairs!

Remote

Let me finish. As I was saying, we don't go all the way up, just high enough that we can jump out and steal some of Black Hole's gravity.

Pie

Good plan, but you're vandalizing the wall.

Marker

No, she's not! I'm washable.
Death P.A.C.T. Again: hup hup hup

Fanny

I hate stairs, I hate stairs...

Book

Hey! I think I heard footsteps!

Cake

Get us out of here!

Pie

Are you dying?

Cake

Um, I guess not.

Pie

OK, bye, then.

Price Tag

Wha- HEY GET BACK HERE!

Tennis Ball

OK, I finished fixing the lava damage.

Golf Ball

Great job! Although, next time, consider using a lava-proof material.

Tennis Ball

Okay...
Everyone except Puffball gets into the trebuchet. Puffball pulls the launcher back.

Fries

Isn't this more of a catapult?

Tennis Ball

I had to improvise.
Puffball launches the trebuchet. The team is continuously launched between the trebuchet and a tree, until Puffball grabs Fries (now empty) and catches everyone else inside him. The team lands on top of the building.

Two

Are You Okay?

Are You Okay

Yeah?

Eraser

What's up?

Two

Whew! That's a relief. Anyway, Are You Okay, you're the first team to finish, so you're safe!

TV

(applause from a clip of Firey and Coiny slapping rapidly)

Two

Five teams left! Who's gonna finish next?
Winner throws Clock, Bottle, and Ice Cube to the top of the building.

Bottle

Uh oh!
Bottle shatters upon impact.

Clock

Nuhh! Sorry for this, Yellow Face! (kicks Yellow Face aside)

Yellow Face

MRow!
Ice Cube safely lands on top of Yellow Face and bounces onto the floor.

Ice Cube

Yeah!

Clock

Hey Two, since Bottle's dead, but her body made it to the top, does that count?

Two

I don't know, should it?

Clock

I think it should.

Two

Okay! Then it counts!
Winner throws Rocky.

Winner

Oh no! I overshot!
Rocky flies over the building, vomits into Foldy, and backflips onto the building.

Eggy

Good! You're back.

Foldy

Aw, flap! I'm not acid-free anymore!

Cloudy

How's Winner gonna get up?
Winner uses their arm to climb the wall.

Two

And with that, The S! is safe! Only four teams left!

Coiny

Team8s, *snap* I have a plan.

Needle

Finally!

Pin

What is it?
Coiny grabs Pin and uses her pointed bit to climb the wall.

Barf Bag

Ah.
Barf Bag uses Needle to climb the wall, while Donut uses Saw.

Donut

Now, how are we gonna get Gaty up here?

Saw

Oh, I know a trick! Here, just hold me out over the edge.

Donut

Like this?

Saw

Yeah.

Gaty

Oh! Alright, magnet powers, activate!
Gaty uses her hinges to attract to Saw.

Two

Wow! Team8s, you're safe!

Gaty

*sigh in relief*

Tree

*panting* Do you think... this is... high enough?

Remote

Only one way to find out.
Remote throws a plant out the window. It curves around Black Hole, but falls into him.

Remote

Maybe we didn't think this through. *pants*
Fanny changes Remote's battery.

Remote

I'm recharged! And I have a new plan! We're already most of the way to the top. Let's just go up the last few flights of stairs.

Tree

*groan*

Snowball

What's taking so long?

Basketball

Relax man, I'm trying to figure it out! I just don't know which one of these pulleys does the-

Snowball

Let's just pick one, then.
Snowball pulls on the right pulley.

BasketballSTOP

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Cake

You know, I could really go for some-
The elevator begins to fall down the shaft.

Basketball

Look out!
Basketball pushes Snowball outside. The elevator lands on her and bounces all the way up the shaft. Just Not exits.

Two

Yes! Just Not is safe! Now there's only two teams left! One of them will get to the top and be safe, but the other will face consequences.

Basketball

For once it was good to be bouncy. Wait, it's fixed? I don't believe it, Snowball! You actually managed to fix something!

Snowball

Of course!

Eggy

We're back!

Basketball

Perfect timing! Come on, we've got no time to lose!
They enter the elevator and head up.
Remote, who is carrying everyone up the stairs, accidentally drops Marker. Marker presses the up button on the elevator and heads back up the stairs. They arrive at the top.

Remote

Hold on! We gotta get Black Hole!

Tree

Black Hole? Black Hole?

Remote

Oh no! Black holes aren't known for their sense of hearing.

Tree

Don't tell me we have to go get him.

Lightning

You can't. We're not allowed to go back down.

Remote

Oh! That explains a lot. I forgive you.

Tree

Well, don't worry. I've got this megaphone, remember?

Remote

Yeah, I gave it to you.

Tree

*fumbling sounds* Oops!
Tree accidentally drops the megaphone and it falls into Black Hole.

Tree

Augh! No! If only it landed next to him and not in him, it might've still got his attention! What a waste.

Fanny

Then let's throw something else!

Marker

But what could we even throw?

Remote

Ah! *Removes her battery, causing her to faint*

Tree

*Grabs Remote's battery* I won't let it go to waste, Remote!
Cut to The Strongest Team on Earth. They arrive at one of the final floors. Basketball scowls before repeatedly pushing the button to close the doors.

Basketball

Hey, this isn't the roof! Stupid elevator, close already!

Eggy

Tree throws the battery to the ground.

Black Hole

Huh? Oh, they probably want me to fly up.
Intense race! Black Hole and the elevator race up the building. Cut to black.

Two

The Strongest Team on Earth is safe, so Death P.A.C.T. Again loses, and they'll be up for elimination.

Lightning

Nooo! It's all my fault!

Fanny

But none of us heard Two say that extra rule!

Bell

FANNY'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! IT'S TWO'S FAULT OUR TEAMS DID SO BAD!!!!!!!!!

Two

Well I think you guys should stop projecting the blame onto me—

Bell

I think you should START projecting your VOICE!!!!!!
Bell pushes Two away.

Two

WAIT—!
Everyone starts yelling at Two, during this, Snowball punches Two, followed with a kick from Eggy, then a slap from Snowball, a stomp from Marker, then 2 smashes from Robot Flower, which is then followed up by a slam from Bell, then 2 zaps from Lightning, then a bash from Basketball, then a slam from a smiling Pillow with a metal plate, then barfed on by Rocky, then kicked by Foldy and Basketball, and finally stomped on multiple times by Grassy.

Two

HEH, OW! NO! AAUGH, heuh- NO! NO! Arg-OW-OW! OW?! AAa! AGH! AGH!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

Voting, credits, and stinger[]

Two

Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets for who you don't want to be eliminated. That's right! Vote for who you want to stay. The person with the least votes will leave the show!
Cut to EXIT, about 8 months ago.

Stapy

Ow!

Liy

Get up, Stapy! It's time for Plan B. Every second counts, so let's hurry!

Stapy

Right!
Stapy knocks over the tower of items and the eliminated contestants climbing it. Four is seen tilting to the side due to this. Liy and Stapy enter the EXIT classroom.

Pencil

Huh?
Liy begins prying boards off of the mysterious door from "Get to the Top in 500 Steps". Pencil enters.

Pencil

What are you two doing?!

Liy

I didn't even get to take a peek before Four caught me and boarded it up. I won't hesitate this time.
Liy finishes removing the boards and unlocks the door with one of Stapy's staples. As Liy was about to open the door, the episode cuts to white saying "To be continued...". The episode ends.
Transcripts
BFDI: Take the Plunge: Part 1Take the Plunge: Part 2Barriers and PitfallsAre You Smarter Than a Snowball?Sweet ToothBridge CrossingPower of ThreePuzzling MysteriesCycle of LifeInsectophobe's NightmareCrybaby!LoftyA Leg Up in the RaceDon't Lose Your MarblesHalf a Loaf Is Better Than NoneVomitacoBowling, Now with Explosions!The RevealReveal NovumRescissionGardening HeroThe GlisteningDon't Pierce My FleshHurtful!Insectophobe's Nightmare 2Return of the Hang Glider

BFDIA: Yeah, Who? I Wanna KnowGet DiggingInsectophobe's Nightmare 3Zeeky Boogy DoogGet in the VanBFDIA 5bNo More Snow!It's a MonsterThe Long-lost Yoyle CityWell RestedIntruder AlertMeatyCatch These HandsTaste the SweetnessLots of MudInsectophobe's Nightmare 4Well, Look Who It Is!PointyPointyPointy ♫Spore DayRespect to the WickedStart the ShiftAirplanes in the Night Sky🥚Launch Party

IDFB: Welcome Back

BFB: Getting Teardrop to TalkLick Your Way to FreedomWhy Would You Do This on a SwingsetToday's Very Special EpisodeFortunate BenFour Goes Too FarThe Liar Ball You Don't WantQuestions AnsweredThis Episode Is About BasketballEnter the ExitGet to the Top in 500 StepsWhat Do You Think of Roleplay?Return of the Rocket ShipDon't Dig Straight DownThe Four is LavaThe Escape from FourX Marks the SpotTake the TowerHow Loe Can You Grow?A Taste of SpaceLet's Raid The WarehouseWho Stole Donut's Diary?Fashion For Your Face!The Game Has ChangedThe Tweested TempleThe Hidden ContestantUprooting EverythingB.F.B. = Back From BeginningSOS (Save Our Show)Chapter Complete

BFDI:TPOT: You Know Those Buttons Don't Do Anything, Right?The Worst Day of Black Hole's LifeGetting Puffball To Think About RollercoastersGardening ZeroFishes and DishesThe Great Goikian Bake-OffThe Seven Wonders of GoikyBalancing P.A.C.T.Outbreak At StakeOneirophobe's NightmareOut Of The BlueWhat's Up Bell's String?Category OneI SAID CAREFUL!!!Seasonal ShiftThe Power of FourBottle For Dream IslandBFB 31

Shorts: Thanks for 4 years!BFDI Is BackThanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!BFDI's Road to Half a Billion ViewsYou're A Loser, But...Thanks for 600,000 subscribers!Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!Thanks for 800,000 thousand subscribers!Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years of Thanks for 4 years!Claustrophobe's NightmareTwosdayFish and ChipsWhy is the BFDI Mouth Everywhere?The Marker and Coiny Plushes Have Arrived!

YTPMVs: "Revenge", except every syllable is from BFDI

Promotional: Vote YoylecakeYou can help BFDI win an Award!The Loser Plush is here!The Official Four and X PlushWhat if BFDI was in r/place?BFDI *was* in r/place!

Other: The BeiBei SquisherX Finds Out His ValueBFDIA 6 Deleted ScenesThe JingJing Squisher (10 year anniversary)All I Want for X-mas — SONG by Four & X from BFBApply to join BFDI! Animators, Audio Editors, Background/Prop Artists and MoreJust Push Through It (Songify BFDI by Schmoyoho)The LOST NEWSPAPERS of Four and XAll BFDI soundboard videos! (compilation)Best BFDI Season 1a moments (according to data from you viewers!)

Specific parts: Cake at StakeStingers